Dear Leslie Mann,
Thank you for buying this single earring this weekend and reminding me how much I love this little fella.
Also, I thought you might like to know, through ALL of "This is 40" my sister and I could not shut up about how pretty and funny you are (much to the annoyance of my husband). Also, I loooved you as Ms. Foote. Your kindness to Bill seemed very real to me. Do not even get me started on Freaks & Geeks.
Yours most sincerely and truly,
Yayoi Forest Happy Face Earring, 14k gold w/ diamonds $220