My dear and unfortunate successor,

Word on the street is that vampire-themed entertainment is all the rage. I can't comment much on the Twilight phenomenon, except for the fact that in book form, it seems to be gripped in many a hand on the subway. I say skip it, and read the The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova. I'll see you in a few days, when you swing by to pick up Ach Ach Liebling's Anti-Vamp Protection Kit necklace. At $70, it's probably not a bad investment, because you just never know.
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